Zander the Unthonkable

(Note: This page was not written by Zander himself. After several failed attempts at using this wikia due to an unknown change in site format, he gave Ikasushi permission to write the page for him.)

Zander the Unthonkable (commonly shortened to Zander) is a Trusted member of The Sushi Cult. Ever since joining the cult in December 2017 after showing interest in Ikasushi's art, Zander has acted as a voice of reason amidst the regularly scheduled program of chaos. He is most notable for his intelligence, will to help others, and vastly expansive stash of memes and emotes.

Zander is miraculously able to balance taking multiple college courses years before usual age with spending a substantial amount of time on Discord and games. He is known to be a large fan of Path of Exile, Enter the Gungeon, and Don't Starve Together (the last of which he gifted a copy of to Sushi, who still feels guilty for having played less than 10 hours of it). Zander has attempted to watch the Madoka Magica anime after heavy encouragement from the rest of the cult, but stopped halfway through due to time constraints and the fact that Sushi was still saying "go watch madoka" despite the fact that he was already doing it. Probably more the latter (it does get pretty annoying).

Perhaps the most definitive quality of Zander is his tendency to write large, poetic, and philosophical walls of text, usually dubbed as "textwalls", hence the nickname of "wallmaster". (He even has a Zander Textwall Loading Screen.) This textwall ability procs when certain conditions are met, typically when the "self-conflict" stat of one or more other users reaches a high enough level.